I am this dog. This dog is me.
MUTHA FUKIN LEAVE PILES!!!!
this dog knows how to leaf
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
(Source: unconvenience, via laughbitches)
when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
(Source: lysistratas-moved, via laughbitches)
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
"Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think."
- (via dl0u)
(Source: unextinguished, via atlantics)