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iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

(via laughbitches)

pleatedjeans:

I See What You Did There (20 Pics)

britneyinventions:

I just love how facetiously she says this.

(Source: ericovsky, via bolbi-fucking-stroganovsky)

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

(via seanp0donnell)

ozei:

my zoo adventure